gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

today is my 18th birthday and someone asked me how it was going and I said “i’m having a really hard time with this, I just lost my title as the dancing queen.” and they laughed but I wasn’t kidding

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

"i just need to get my shit together"
me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

ibelieveinjimmoriarty:

This sums up my relationship with most people I know.

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

onefitmodel:

itsjustjustine:

purifiedd-:

ilovemyskinbeauty:

o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time

Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

What is this from?

did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

Reblogging again

behindthecameralens:

knightoflime:

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who reads ancient scrolls written in a forbidden tongue and summons nightmarish beings from beyond the mortal plane.


 

tastyart:

eunnieboo:

yeah

basically.

wifried:

yaoiguai:

boys meowing soulfully

it took me 3 seconds to reblog this

nottoooldfordisney:

me: ah yes time to start my homework

me: *opens tumblr*

me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*

me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody* 

me: *rearranges room*

me: *reads les mis*

me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*

me: *writes a novel*

me: *publishes novel*

me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*

me: *takes the ring to mordor*

me: *defeats lord voldemort*

me: well its too late to start it now